De Polo
Apartamento Lease Agreement:
As a part of
our renewed lease agreement it is now mandatory for all occupants to raise a
chicken within their living space in order to ensure food security, steady
companionship, and reliable apartment security.
This is in
response to multiple occupants mooching the landlords for food, calling the
landlords in the midst of the night to discuss life’s mysteries, and subtle
cuddles, as well as multiple accusations towards landlords of stealing occupants’
property when they cannot identify the robber.
You may
object to this rule because of possible chicken droppings, another life
dependent on yours, and noise pollution.
However we
can assure you… You can train a chicken to use a potty pad, they cost less than
other pets and we will give you complementary sound canceling earmuffs.
If you fail
to sign this new lease agreement by 1/1/14 consequence will be eviction
Merry
Christmas
De Polo
Apartamento Owner
Sir Riccardo
Dellaranta IIIXV
Landlords
Signature: Occupants Signature:
X____________________________________ x______________________________
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